apocahipster:

me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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jorongbak:

Have I told you stressed out Piccolo is my all time favorite Piccolo

cleanlenins:

How do you drink water out of a cup?

Tilt water into mouth with gravity and swallow

Create seal with lips and suck water into mouth

Secret Third Way (please explain yourself)

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I’m having an argument with somebody

uncahier:

Tumblr needed to see this

random-chaos-thoughts:

naughtyhalloweenart:

Vampirella by Joe Pimentel

oof-goes-the-chicken:

THIS JUST IN: official records of what Kemp puts in his anus CONFORMED

cleanlenins:

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saucetell:

roses of restraint by Oliver Ler Marinkoski

cleanlenins:

strawberrycamel:

13thcat:

bubblegumbeech:

floralflowerpower:

goodfish-bowl:

pawfulsofmischief:

Two Truths and a Lie!

Rules: Share two truths and one lie about yourself, tag five people to guess your lie and to share their own, make sure to guess the lie of the person who tagged you!

and 🤔 mmm I wanna guess that 3, you never went to music festivals, is your lie? I’m real tempted to say 2, but even smart people can repeat grades for one reason or another.
Ohh I love this game, though I’m pretty bad at guessing games. I got tagged by@de-sire-blog

Now mine, which I had a lot of trouble coming up with xD

1. I used to get into lots of trouble for fighting and what not in school because anger issues~

2. I was basically raised at renaissance fair for how often my parents and I attended from my birth until I was about 6-7.

3. I once had plans to become a musician and/or actor until I realized my social anxiety was way too terrible, so I settled for doing art instead.

Tagging, but no pressure ~ @thebattlehamster @miss-bibbles @jegulus-trash @clifford-thebigreddog

@trollingpig bet. (Cut out reblogs because holy shit that’s long)

#3 is a lie. Dieting is weird. I get it if it’s to cut out certain things for like, medical reasons, but a lot of fad diets are really not…

Okay, dropping that topic, my turn.

1. The boys and I throw down in the back yard to relive stress.

2. Fell down a hill once being stupid and broken my arm.

3. If given the chance, I would definitely shoot and eat an iguana.

Ok, I’m tagging @floralflowerpower @dp-marvel94 @kimera20 @five-rivers and @kawaiijohn

@goodfish-bowl

I think your 2nd 1 is a lie. 💖

1.) I’ve met stan lee twice

2.) I’ve been cliff jumping

3.) I went to a underground bar while in Canada that was superhero themed

I’ll tag @bubblegumbeech @jadenoryuu @lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks @guardianrex @princess-of-the-corner

Hmmmm I think it’s number 2 that’s a lie @floralflowerpower

1: I have a Twin

2: I have won a state wrestling championship

3: I have never been suspended from school

Tagging: @ravenatural @ajitated @13thcat @princessfanonanona @bibliophilea

I was right it was 3!!

1. I was in church choir

2. I had gym membership at some point

3. I was on TV

I tag @strawberrycamel @zrllosyn @petite-pumpkin @beabaseball @skullreblogstrash

i think 2 is the lie @13thcat

1. I was part of 3 high school bands at the same time.

2. I used to bribe one of my grade 12 teachers with any Tim Horton’s order of his choice so I wouldn’t be marked late when I showed up with my own Tim’s.

3. I earned an award in grade 8 for being the only one in my design tech class to finish building the final project, a robotic arm (made of wood) that moved based on water, plastic tubes and syringes.

tagging: @ghost-pasta @cleanlenins @redead-red @grubchen0217 @themockingcrows

Thanks for the tag! I think 2 is the lie? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

1) When I was a kid, my Mom had to hide the sweet tea; otherwise, I would drink it all.

2) I have never seen a single episode of the Simpsons, and I never intend to.

3) I have a terrible sense of smell. Flowers smell like grass.

Tagging: @typo-art @murphy-kitt @floq @whitneyzombie @therealraewest

1 is a lie. I know you too well.

1) I peer pressured someone into eating an entire loaf of dough.

2) I spat on a child once.

3) I use spam calls to recruit cult members.

I’m not really active enough to tag people, but have at it.